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The League Championship Trophy

Here it is... what we're all fighting for... no, not a stack of solid gold bucks. Its the League Championship Trophy and its polished and the inscriptions are up-to-date!

You'll all get to see it again in person at the auction but I thought you'd like a sneak peak to whet your appetites...

First Trade Of The Year. (And only four shopping days left.)

Ponderosa West sends Marques Colston ($23) and Josh Brown ($4) to The Killer Ds for Ryan Grant ($20), Santonio Holmes ($5) and Jacksonville Defense ($14). 

Them words is liable. 

618,"何可欣","女","1994.1.1","湖北". Translation: China F'kin Cheats!

It's not quite as big a deal as when Friedman played five running backs in one week or when Mase was allegedly gaming the waiver wire, but cheating in the Olympics ranks right up there! "It appears the U.S. women's gymnastics team may actually get their coveted gold medals if an IOC investigation into the ages of the Chinese gymnastics team proves the little demons weren't all 16 years of age. " Follow this link to the blog which blew this story wide open!

Kevin Curtis Cut!

SportsTicker reports Philadelphia Eagles WR Kevin Curtis (sports hernia) underwent successful sports hernia surgery Thursday morning. I'm not sure where "Succesful Sports Hernia Surgery" ranks on the list of Best Oxymorons, but it has to be right up there with Jumbo Shrimp!

Mr. Freeze!

With just more then a week to go before the freeze roster deadline many fantasy questions remain unanswered. As key injuries pile up, contract disputes linger and new stars emerge, this promises to be one of the more interesting drafts in recent memory. Although it will be hard to top that one year when we finished the auction on the sidewalk under the streetlights getting attacked by moths because Lou did not secure the draft room for the entire evening. Good Times....

Yeah But I Made a Cool Blog, Part II

WTF! This guy is awesome. The Zinc Oxide on the nose a la Jeff Spiccoli is Classic. One question though: Why did he only go for the tie? I mean if you are going to climb to 172 feet in a speedo and launch yourself into thin air why not bump that ledge up a couple more inches and have the record to yourself? And what's up with the judge who gave him the 7.5. I'd like to kick that guy in the balls. You climb up that damn tower and dive off jack ass!
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Dolphins Start 1 and Oh!

Miami Cheerleaders 2009 Calendar Show
by Machochip

Kyle Orton Bids On Himself. Do I Hear $2?

Word from the blogosphere is that new Bears starting QB Kyle Orton likes to have himself some fun with the women and the whiskey. Here is a nice montage of Orton highlights.

Quiet Trading...

The final weeks of summer are usually pretty quiet down on Wall Street. However, I don't remember a fantasy pre-season without even a single trade. As usual, I guess everyone is just so "loaded", as the deej would say!

Nice, Bush!

Talented Mr. Roto?

Matthew Berry makes his living giving fantasy advice for ESPN under the psuedonym the Talented Mr. Roto (TMR). Safe to say no one takes this shit more seriously then him. In a recent post he had this to say about fantasy football:

"Fantasy football is fun. It's a hobby. It's a hobby we all care very, very passionately about, but it's a hobby. For fun. When you find yourself firing off angry e-mails and freaking out about trades and a shady commish, it's time for a new league."

Best advice that guy ever gave. He wouldn't last two weeks in our league........

Green Vs. Gold - Pick Em

The Olympics came from behind last night with a late gold in the relay and a rare pink in water polo. Doesn't get any easier for the Olympics tonight as Phelps' quest for Gold takes on the eternal struggle for Green. Swimming has become a super gay aquatic Abercrombie ad, while Mary Louise Parker and Yoga Butt are "smokin'" hot. Verdict: Weeds by a bud.

UTEP Miners Not Amused!

I was contacted today by the UTEP Athletic Department who ordered me to cease and desist with my TEP Football Blog! As many of you know, Texans are not big fans of the tribe, and the similarities between TEP Football and UTEP Football did not sit well with the miners. Don't worry, I am wicked smahht and will vigorously defend this unconstitutional attack! The good news is, at least someone is reading the Blog.....

Olympics 1 - DieHard 1

Apparently while I was busy watching Nakitomi Plaza burn for the 1,000th time, a beautiful Olympic moment occured in the Women's Water Polo competition. Take that McClane!

The Boss at the Bowl

THE next Super Bowl is really going to rock. This year, Tom Petty rocked the halftime crowd at the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Ariz. But Super Bowl XLIII on Feb. 1 in Tampa will feature Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, sources said. "He was just confirmed," a spy added. "Little Stevie (Van Zandt) has already rented out the Hard Rock Café for a party." A Boss rep didn't return calls or e-mails.

C. Chambers $1..........

Die Hard vs. Olympics! Verdict: Yippee-ki-yay Mother f*&$#!

Sure the Olympics only come around once every four years, but we are just two days in and I am bored already. Die Hard just started on TNT in HD and I am super stoked. I will take McClane, Argyle, Hans, Nakitomi Plaza and the guy from the Breakfast Club any day over women's gymnastics. What is more American then Die Hard. The Gold goes to Willis.....

It's The Chad!

The real winner of the Brett Favre saga appears to the Miami Dolphins. The long awaited replacement for Dan Marino has arrived 12 years later in the form of Marshall's own, C Pennington. Should be quite an opener when Favre and the Jets take on the Tuna safe Dolphins!

Christmas In August!

I know it is only pre-season, but actual professional football is back on TV! It's not "Weeds", but it does beat "the Sister of the Traveling Pants 2".....

If the ShortPath Video Got You Hot (Pathetic)....

All this talk about Candy Feldman and Diane the ShortPath Babe has got to stop. Instead, set your DVR's to catch all of the Olympic Synchronized Swimming goodness featuring the Feres twins. After all, smoking hot Brazillians in tight swimsuits is what the true Olympic Spirit is really about!

Is Short Path Guitar Hero Compliant?

Killer video! Where do I sign up? Did you ever get the A/C fixed in that conference room? It was like Dark Knight meets the world of office automation solutions. Nice work Booty, very proud!

Blog Fever- Catch It!

We now have active blog participation from 4 of the 12 owners. Not a bad start! For those of you who have yet to experience the unbridled good times offered by the blogosphere, don't be scared! You don't have to be a young Bill Gates to publish a hillarious post or comment for all of your friends to enjoy. You don't want to have to tell your kids that you don't know how to blog.......

Less Then A Penny A Catch!

While he is no $4 Loville, Wes Welker managed to haul in 112 catches for 1,175 yards and 8 TD's in 2007. With a $1 price tag, that ranks up there with one of the best dollar for dollar performances in recent memory. Nevertheless I still managed to finish dead last. A Dollar and a Dream.........

a four dollar loville

Who can forget "a four dollar Loville, a four dollar Loville" (well except for a $15 Terrell Davis)...question we recently debated is what player had the greatest roto season for our league? I'll start the list with Larry Centers who had 99 catches, 425 rushing yds and 9 td catches- i 'm sure there are better, but who was the best???